Stormy Daniels Picks Trump's 'Nubbin' From Lineup, 13 More Raunchy 'Kimmel' Jokes
"American Horror Story" star Sarah Paulson stays around for the festivities and is alternately horrified and delighted by all of Daniels' details.
If you haven't eaten breakfast, we do not recommend starting before you read this article about Stormy Daniels eye-opening interview with Jimmy Kimmel about all things Trump, including his "little nubbin'."
Anticipating that it would be a good time, "American Horror Story" star Sarah Paulson stuck around for Daniels' interview, and we are so grateful she did, because she represented all of us throughout. She was alternately delighted, entertained and horrified by the things he was hearing and even seeing.
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View StoryYes, there were visual aids, as Kimmel pulled out a collection of orange mushrooms so that Daniels could pick the one that closest resembled the presidential penis, which she described in her book "Full Disclosure" as smaller than average and resembling Toad from the Super Mario franchise of video games.
If you ever wanted to get a really good idea of what it looks like -- and we know you don't -- the answers lie within the video above. If you can't bear the thought of having this knowledge seared into your brain through all of eternity, maybe stop watching before the end. The good news is you'll still get plenty of solid Trump jabs along the way.
MAGA fans are not going to like a single bit of this interview, and if you believe in honoring and respecting the dignity of the office of the president of the United States of America, you probably won't either.
In fact, we're surprised you've made it this far. Shouldn't you be down in the comments by now railing against this post and video and Daniels and Kimmel and probably boycotting "American Horror Story" because Paulson was there?
As for the rest of you, Daniels was relentless in attacking a man she voluntarily slept with. We already knew she was quick-witted, based on her Twitter feed and previous interviews, but these jabs were coming sharp, hard and fast and Paulson was here for every one of them.
We've compiled some of the best jokes from the interview below, or you can check out the full experience above ... if you dare:
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View Story"What does he do? When you spank Donald Trump, is he like leaning forward and going like, ooh!" --Jimmy
"Hold on, I just want to pray for a second. Please God, let him be watching right now." --Jimmy (after Stormy spanks him)
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