The Funniest 10 Beach Towels You Can Buy

August 24, 2024

Franco Collectibles 'The Golden Girls' Beach Towel

Calling all Golden Girls fans: If you don't yet own this neon-colored towel that pays homage to Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose, you're missing out. Come to think of it, we wonder if the girls would've liked to use this towel during their tropical island vacation (remember that episode?).

Round Donut Beach Towel

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Is there anything sweeter than this donut beach towel? Made with a thick microfiber, this side-splitting towel is 59 inches in diameter and can fit multiple people on it with no problem.

Funny Selfie Dogs Beach Towel

If you're a dog person, then you need to add this wacky beach towel to your cart ASAP. It’s made from 100% cotton and features a bevy of smiling dogs in bright, eye-catching colors.

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The Big One Beach Scene Extra Large Beach Towel

Have a meta beach moment by laying down this large towel, that features an umbrella beach scene, on the sand.

ban.do Giant Sardines Towel

Who knew sardines could be so cute? This well-made oversized beach sheet brings a colorful pop of color to any outdoor hang.

ban.do Giant Smile Towel

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You can't look at this towel without smiling. This bright pick is made from terry cloth and is around six feet long.

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The Big One Green Drinks Extra Large Beach Towel

This beach towel, which includes colorful illustrations of daiquiris, martinis, and margaritas, is the perfect towel to enjoy a cocktail on while lying by the pool.

Original Tortilla Burrito Towel

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Everyone needs a realistic-looking burrito towel. This popular pick, which has over 200 5-star ratings, clocks in at 70 inches long and is made with comfy moisture-wicking cotton. It also comes in children’s sizes if you’re looking for something a bit smaller.

ban.do Giant Watermelon Beach Towel

This giant fringed beach towel is perfect to use for a summer picnic. Made from red and green terry cloth, this quirky pick is the summertime accessory you didn't know you needed.

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Selfie Cats Beach Towel

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We can’t get enough of this zany beach towel that features a bunch of smiling cats in a neon-colored setting. Although this pick has a “beach towel” in the name, feel free to use it to dry off after showering whenever you feel like a laugh.

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